LITTLE HULTON IN A PANIC AFTER BEING VISITED BY 'OUT OF THIS WORLD' SPACECRAFT

Roswell, Area 51, Little Hulton, all famed UFO hot-spots and favourite destinations of those pesky little green/grey men? Well they are this evening after space faring visitors sparked scenes of panic in (LH) the likes only seen in Hollywood blockbusters like Mars Attacks and War of the Worlds. OK it wasn't that bad, realistically a few people got confused and thought they had seen a UFO.

Reports quickly flooded local Facebook groups with claims of a strange light travelling across the sky, it was only a matter of time before claims of alien visitation were rampant and as fast as some group admin removed posts, others popped up claiming a cover-up.

Our resident scientist Tony Flynn went on high alert as there was no way them damned dirty aliens were probing him again, never again, no sir, never again.

Like lightening he contacted us here in the salford.media Bunker and so we set about our task of finally finding proof that these space men (& women) exist.

AND WE DID.

Well sort of, as it turns out that there were indeed visitors from space hovering over Salford this evening, albeit on the International Space Station which coasted across our skies on its orbit around the earth.

Yes, it seems that the orbiting space laboratory was the mysterious orb that was being reported, so put down the pitch-forks and rejoice in the knowledge that the earth is still safe.

An international crew of six are currently on-board the station carrying out experiments which will hopefully aid humanity as it ventures out into the inky black  void of space towards new worlds.

What's more is it is set to pass above us again over the coming week, with its longest pass happening tomorrow evening at around 7:34pm. So if the skies are clear, get out in the garden and look up into the South Eastern skies and you will be able to catch a glimpse of the UFO ISS for yourself.

Or is it? Of course this entire article could just be a huge government cover-up to prevent you all from learning the truth of our planned conquest of your puny planet?